Sunday, August 5, 2018

[Blast from the Past:] Twittering; or, Where are the Emily Dickinsons at the State Department? (2011)

John Brown, Huffington Post (May 15, 2011); Update: See also 8/10/2018 article, Molly Roberts, "The U.S. military’s no-good, very bad tweets," Washington Post

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[W]ouldn’t the great aphorists have approved of Twitter?

Well, maybe. I can see La Rouchefoucault, true to the 140-character limit, twittering that:

“Hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue.”

Or, more dramatically and metaphysically, Pascal typing away on his computer:

“Le silence éternel de ces espaces infinis m’effraie...”

How about Plato via Socrates?

Some of his dialogues — and how wonderfully open-ended they are — have very short give-and-takes.

And don’t forget Oscar Wilde, whose reputed statement about America I, as a flag-waving American, love to quote:

“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.”

Emerson, conceivably, would twitter, if he were paid for it to his satisfaction.

But not Henry James (do read the wonderful new biography of the dysfunctional James family, House of Wits).

Emily Dickinson? “Hope is the thing with feathers/That perches in the soul.” Definitely twitterable.


Meanwhile, the State Department is (at least officially) gung-ho about using Twitter to help ensure that its “public diplomacy” [JB emphasis] (engaging, informing, and influencing key international audiences) can communicate in the 21st century.

The first State official whose use of twittering as a public diplomacy tool was widely publicized is former Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy Colleen Graffy [JB - see].

Al Kamen, in the Washington Post (December 10, 2008) provides us with samples of her communications:

• “it’s official — Dipnote announces I’m twittering my trip to Iceland, Croatia and Armenia. Now to pack!”
• “Dashing in to State Dept to pick up tickets, briefing books — white knuckle time — gotta catch that flight!”
• “in Boston now boarding flight to Iceland! forgot gym clothes, forgot bathing suit (possible Blue Lagoon visit). advice: don’t pack in 30 min”
• “Arrived at Reflavik airport — beautiful! Clever — u can buy duty free AFTER landing — big shop open while u wait for luggage. quel marketing!” (She probably meant Keflavik airport, or maybe Reykjavik.)
• “met by PAO [public affairs officer] Kathy Eagen at airport. checking into hotel. Photos here: Click on them to get description”
• “on the ‘Blue Lagoon Express’ it is only light between 11am and 3pm here in Iceland so better make the most of it — sleep later”
• “Renting a bathing suit and getting ready to take the plunge into the geothermal hot springs and smear silica mud on my face”
• “Small world — ran into DCM [deputy chief of mission] Neil Klopfenstein just before plunge into Blue Lagoon. Bathing suit not my sartorial choice for first meet! Ack!”

If this is the future of Twitter at the State Department, good luck, State guys/gals.

People the world over want to know more about the United States, its policies and culture — and not about (from the likes of the twittering Ms. Gaffy) about “[b]athing suit not my sartorial choice for first meet.”

How about Foggy Bottom hiring a few good 21st century Emily Dickinsons?

courtesy of LJB, 8/5/2018 (many thanks!):

On a tree by a river a little Trump-tit
Sang "Twitlow, twitwillow, twitwillow"
And I said to him, "Trump-bird, why do you sit
Singing "Twitlow, twitwillow, twitwillow"
"Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried
"Or a rather tough Putin in your little inside"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied
"Oh,"Twitlow, twitwillow, twitwillow"

Mary Tyler March, "Sekulow: Obstruction of justice by tweet is absurd," The Hill (08/05/18)

image from above-cited  article


President Trump's lawyer, Jay Sekulow, on Sunday blasted special counsel Robert Mueller's review of the president's tweets for possible obstruction of justice, calling it "absurd."

"Obstruction of justice by tweet is absurd," Sekulow said on ABC's "This Week." "The president has a First Amendment right to put his opinions out there."

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